HM THEMES

waiter: be careful, that plate is hot
me: i am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the Blood of Old Valerya, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. I am blood of the dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon
me : ah shit that's hot

cytoplast:

i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth

you’ve become so
damaged, that when
someone wants to
give you, what you
deserve
you have no idea,
how to respond. 

somethingwhovian:

THE OXFORD COMMA IS A NECESSARY PIECE OF PUNCTUATION AND IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL PUNCH-UATE YOU IN THE FACE

I love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.